@jessevanek Sell the moon.
Torn between being glad that US Marshals bitcoin auction will demonstrate fungibility & being sad that they are profiting from stolen coins.
@martindale It’s a shame that they are selling stolen bitcoins; this taints the momentousness of the event IMO.
The Internet of Things will change the game yet again. @bcantrill #velocityconf pic.twitter.com/Iekqpkke5X
“We need to retain as much raw data as possible, storing it once & authoritatively forever. FOR SCIENCE!” @bcantrill @velocityconf
“Size of ‘digital universe’ will grow from 130 exabytes in 2005 to 40,000 exabytes in 2020, not counting Internet of Things.” @bcantrill
“The most important thing that you can do is to encourage the girls you mentor to keep learning.” @dougireton #velocityconf
“Girls build confidence through experience; we need to start teaching girls about technology earlier.” @dougireton #velocityconf
It’s been heartening for me to see the progression of the women in IT movement over the past few years. #velocityconf
I’m looking for #DevOps interested in a challenge: implementing performance monitoring of the Bitcoin network infrastructure. #velocityconf
“Averages can be really misleading when it comes to web performance monitoring. Don’t dismiss long tail metrics.” @plightbo #velocityconf
@hoorayimhelping is #velocityconf famous. “Yes, Bucky is a real person.” @laraswanson pic.twitter.com/cdTFvBs2e3
“Etsy enacted a cultural shift for feature teams to care about mobile web dev via performance tools & education.” @laraswanson #velocityconf
“Ghostfish allows you to replay production web traffic in test environments.” @edgecast #velocityconf
“Modpagespeed allows you to optimize page rendering for mobile devices automatically on the server side.” @jmarantz #velocityconf
“The avalanche has begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.” - Ambassador Kosh
“Javascript is the Assembly Language of the web.” @shanselman #velocityconf