The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

March 18th, 2021

Software engineers!
I can offer you a salary.
I can also offer you something better.
I can offer a cause: empowerin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

via Twitter Web App

@satsie_ SAFETY AND COMPLIANCE
THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

via Twitter for Android in reply to satsie_

ONE MAN’S FART IS ANOTHER MAN’S ART twitter.com/nypost/status/…

via Twitter for Android

udiWertheimer You: “Ether is immutable and deflationary”

Potential investor: “I thought it was inflationary?”

You: “we changed it”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Mar 18th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

IF AN OLD LADY WITH A CANE SLIPS AND FALLS NEXT TO ME AM I ALLOWED TO CATCH HER OR MUST I MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nG

via Twitter for Android

GIVE YOURSELF A RAISE WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK twitter.com/culkin22/statu…

via Twitter for Android

@NSKinsella My vehicles are owned by corporations for which I am not publicly listed as the owner.

via Twitter Web App in reply to NSKinsella

WTF KIND OF BLOCKCHAIN REQUIRES A PASSWORD pic.twitter.com/jVJmQLicjh

via Twitter Web App

CENTRAL BANKS THINK THEY CAN COMPETE WITH BITCOIN BY ISSUING THEIR OWN DIGITAL CURRENCY pic.twitter.com/0iboh85xf2

via Twitter Web App

@PeterMcCormack CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MUST NOW IDENTIFY AS AN AMMOSEXUAL

via Twitter Web App in reply to PeterMcCormack

@AliceJaneGray @twobitidiot I received similar rejections when I was looking to adopt a dog a decade ago. I’d have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

via Twitter for Android in reply to AliceJaneGray

@tyler @niftygateway WHOA, I THOUGHT MONEY HAS TO BE FUNGIBLE

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

via Twitter for Android in reply to tyler

@PeterMcCormack WHAT IF OWNING ONE ACTUALLY MADE YOUR PEEN BIGGER

via Twitter for Android in reply to PeterMcCormack

You can have full contact for an hour, breathe heavily in each other’s faces, and handle the same ball, but you’d b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2j

via Twitter for Android