Software engineers!
I can offer you a salary.
I can also offer you something better.
I can offer a cause: empowerin… https://t.co/Z5KQiFmCBq
@satsie_ SAFETY AND COMPLIANCE
THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA
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ONE MAN’S FART IS ANOTHER MAN’S ART https://t.co/HsRVTnL1Mv
RT @udiWertheimer: You: “Ether is immutable and deflationaryâ€
Potential investor: “I thought it was inflationary?â€
You: “we changed itâ€
IF AN OLD LADY WITH A CANE SLIPS AND FALLS NEXT TO ME AM I ALLOWED TO CATCH HER OR MUST I MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE… https://t.co/sqSm3rwgnG
GIVE YOURSELF A RAISE WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK https://t.co/X8rv6GHLZb
@NSKinsella My vehicles are owned by corporations for which I am not publicly listed as the owner.
WTF KIND OF BLOCKCHAIN REQUIRES A PASSWORD pic.twitter.com/jVJmQLicjh
@twobitidiot I SEE THE PROBLEM
YOUR EYES ARE WEAK
@twobitidiot HAVE FUN HODLING CUCKBUCKS
CENTRAL BANKS THINK THEY CAN COMPETE WITH BITCOIN BY ISSUING THEIR OWN DIGITAL CURRENCY pic.twitter.com/0iboh85xf2
@BitcoinHomie @PeterMcCormack Salvage title rebuild, bought for $20K
@PeterMcCormack CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MUST NOW IDENTIFY AS AN AMMOSEXUAL
@AliceJaneGray @twobitidiot I received similar rejections when I was looking to adopt a dog a decade ago. I’d have… https://t.co/JVf1WHEw9J
@tyler @niftygateway WHOA, I THOUGHT MONEY HAS TO BE FUNGIBLE
WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT
@PeterMcCormack WHAT IF OWNING ONE ACTUALLY MADE YOUR PEEN BIGGER
You can have full contact for an hour, breathe heavily in each other’s faces, and handle the same ball, but you’d b… https://t.co/eNHG7aOe2j