You know you have a problem when you find yourself taking the racing line while walking along a curvy sidewalk.
We are here to drink beer. We are here to laugh at the odds. We are here to live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.
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The Mensa entrance exam was easier than the practice exam on their web site.
Never tell me the odds. Probability is for people who are willing to accept failure as an option.