The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

February 6th, 2012

@gaggingtowards Can’t argue with that logic. After all, that’s how grammar is born.

via web in reply to gaggingtowards

@gaggingtowards some dude *who* has a neck tattoo

via web in reply to gaggingtowards

@covati somebody needs to whip out a fucking dictionary and they’d know that the email merely called the recipients female dogs.

via web in reply to covati

I found a condom in my locker at the YMCA today. Damn, I really need to find THAT exercise room.

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thesulk God, if guys had hot tits and vaginas I’d be so gay.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:38 AM, Feb 6th, 2012 via twicca)

Snagged second row tickets to Kevin James at @dpac - who wants to be my friend?

via twicca

“Nice guys finish dead.” Insights into street robberies and the lives of hold-up men told by a robbery investigator.

via web

@jdchmiel because you only advertise things that don’t sell themselves.

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