@mark_a_phelps indeed, it would have been a much more interesting story if it had occurred in public
@mark_a_phelps yeah, but it turns out that most people are pussies
Got punched in the face for the first time in my life. http://t.co/JutoNpgA
GoogleCowboy Tucker Max’s Rejected Twitter Campaign #tuckermax http://t.co/pYFEs7xM
julien How to Change Your Life: An Epic, 5,000-Word Guide to Getting What You Want http://t.co/g3dT8he2
People who have garages: if you park your car INSIDE the garage instead of using it to store junk, it won’t be iced over on cold mornings!
@seanmcnichol TROLOL you should try pirating books some time