The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

February 22nd, 2012

I bet the Twitterbaters who followed me solely due to my connections with email marketers are pretty fucking disappointed with that decision

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It’s time to start getting ready for mankini season!

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thebestmonkey The world has become so PC, I worry that when I say “fucktard,” someone is going to tell me, “Don’t use that word. My cousin’s a fucktard.”

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Get it right, rappers: a true gangster honors his elders, protects women & children, & respects the innocent. Otherwise, you’re just a thug.

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Program or be programmed. http://t.co/QOFDrWPJ

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Things Rick Santorum wants to make illegal: birth control, porn, gay sex, pre-marital sex, non-missionary sex. http://t.co/OwgG77nA

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