Lady means to ask /r/ActualLesbians for first date ideas, accidentally posts to /r/Accounting. Hilarity ensues. http://t.co/mxPUe6oMLE
@jefft big brother buzzkillington
@RyanScudellari @Overstock Keynesians assume that people will hoard excessively in a deflationary economy. Austrians are proving them wrong.
The person that you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself… thus it is best to make yourself as interesting as possible.
Awwww yeah, @realytcracker is going to be at @BitcoinBeltway in June!
Me: “… no, you should take the pills.”
CEO (walking in): “What pills?”
Me: “@pig_poetry’s wife’s placenta”
CEO: <walks away, shaking head>
OverstockCEO After 21 hours on @Overstock.com, we’ve had 780 #Bitcoin orders that accounted for $124,000 in sales. Wow!
The next person who points to winter weather as proof that global warming is a hoax gets a shot from my reality cannon.
@Jeremy_DeGroot @pig_poetry You’d think that would be sufficient, wouldn’t ya? They’re always hitting me up for money.
Add this to the list of reasons why UNC-CH will never see another dime from me. Despicable. http://t.co/mDTsaVRsxr