The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @lopp ever

January 10th, 2014

Lady means to ask /r/ActualLesbians for first date ideas, accidentally posts to /r/Accounting. Hilarity ensues.

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@jefft big brother buzzkillington

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@RyanScudellari @Overstock Keynesians assume that people will hoard excessively in a deflationary economy. Austrians are proving them wrong.

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The person that you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself… thus it is best to make yourself as interesting as possible.

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Awwww yeah, @realytcracker is going to be at @BitcoinBeltway in June!

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Me: “… no, you should take the pills.”
CEO (walking in): “What pills?”
Me: “@pig_poetry’s wife’s placenta”
CEO: <walks away, shaking head>

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OverstockCEO After 21 hours on, we’ve had 780 orders that accounted for $124,000 in sales. Wow!

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The next person who points to winter weather as proof that global warming is a hoax gets a shot from my reality cannon.

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@Jeremy_DeGroot @pig_poetry You’d think that would be sufficient, wouldn’t ya? They’re always hitting me up for money.

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Add this to the list of reasons why UNC-CH will never see another dime from me. Despicable.

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